“BRAVEST MAN IN TEXAS” (:30)
(Chevron/Gulf Oil)
MAN #1: So you’re the bravest man in Texas.
MAN #2: That’s right!
MAN #1: You’re not afraid of a tornado…
MAN #2: Don’t scare me.
MAN #1: …Or a hurricane…
MAN #2: Don’t scare me.
MAN #1: …Or even…a tidal wave!
MAN #2: Don’t scare me!!! Whoo! Wait a minute…there’s no tidal wave here in Houston.
MAN #1: There is now. That’s why folks around here are going to Gulf.
MAN #2: Now why would anyone go to the Gulf to get away from a tidal wave?
MAN #1: No, they’re going to Gulf service stations to get a fill-up. Because with every eight gallon purchase of Gulf gasoline, they’ll get a coupon worth five dollars off the admission price any Sunday at AstroWorld. Then they can ride the wildest, wettest, most exciting ride of them all…the Tidal Wave.
MAN #2: All b…b…by themselves?
MAN #1: No. Each coupon is good for up to six admissions, so they can round up five other brave folks, and they’ll each save five dollars off the regular one-day admission. Why don’t you go to a Gulf station and get your AstroWorld coupon?
MAN #2: Well, think I won’t?
MAN #1: And then see if you’re still the bravest man in Texas.
MAN #2: Well, heck, that’s easy! I’m not afraid of a coupon! Paper cuts don’t scare me, fella!